I want to talk to an Idiot

If you would like to ask a question, express your undying love, offer a suggestion or material goods, threaten one or both of us with bodily harm, but don’t want the rest of the world to see your question, expression of love, offer or threat … this is the place to do it! We will do our best to reply in a timely manner (i.e. before we finish the hike) 😀